Dinner table plays host to cycle of life on school days

“Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal

Jan. 19, 2012

There is a floating island of marine trash in the northern Pacific Ocean. Have you heard of this? It’s called the Great Pacific Garbage Patch or the Pacific Trash Vortex, and it’s a swirling mass of plastics and chemical sludge collected from around the world that some reports claim is twice the size of Hawaii.

Our dining room table is a lot like that.

We’re a family that eats meals together. We have dinner every night in our dining room at a massive 4-by-8 solid oak piece of furniture my wife got me for Father’s Day years ago. Can’t see it? That’s because all 32 square feet of it is covered in backpacks, jackets, folders, papers, novels, textbooks, mail and other paraphernalia.

You know that giant magnet Wile E. Coyote uses to try to pull Roadrunner into his clutches from across the desert? Or the tractor beam Darth Vader’s henchmen use to pull the Millennium Falcon into the Death Star?

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